"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Monday, May 31
 
Need a hand?
 
 
Fuck you all so very much.
 
Friday, May 28
 
You are getting sleepy.
 
Thursday, May 27
 
What if pickles one day replace bananas?
 
Wednesday, May 26
 
She's getting jiggy with it!
 
 
Who's up for a road trip in November?
 
Tuesday, May 25
 
Latest results from a Google yielded this:

http://www.musicandmoviesonline.com/catalog/shop9775/Online/Childrens_Music/
 
 
QOTD: "[You] can lose your imagination, a little bit." --referring to seeing a movie
 
Saturday, May 22
 
Damn you, Walt Whitman!
 
Friday, May 21
 
Beware of foreign objects.
 
 
Late Night with Conan O'Brian drummer Max Weinberg became "Wineburger" today. It was the Wrong Word of the Day (applause).
 
 
What the f#*k?
 
Thursday, May 20
 
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As for me, I'll just try and follow that ol' North Star.
 
Tuesday, May 18
 
Any suggestions for this couple?
 
 
Homer was right---it sure beats working on Marge's emu farm.
 
 
Looks like the usual suspects were at it again this weekend. I don't know how in the hell they made it onto the track.

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BIG NEWS!
 
 
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Hell no!
 
Monday, May 17
 
I always wondered why there are so many squirrels on campus. A recent photo taken by a Biology Dept. grad student has shed a little light on why they [the squirrels] seem to favor this area.

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Wrong word of the Day: WD40 became 10W40.
 
 
Talk dirty to me. (via Fazed)
 
Friday, May 14
 
Costanza?
 
Thursday, May 13
 
Right on.
 
 
"It seems they were arguing, these two men. They were at a get-together, they had words and the priest shot the mayor."
 
 
Play guitar in 7 days!
 
Wednesday, May 12
 
Achewater.
 
 
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Tuesday, May 11
 
SMILE.
 
 
Will work for money. Email henryearl@myway.com with offers. Thank you.
 
 
QOTD II: "It is imperative to jump on the scooter because you cannot jump on the donkey anymore."
 
 
Apparently, I should have been a bungee jumper.
 
 
QOTD: "It is a very impressive green."
 
 
I was going to ask you.
 
 
Meet Juan Baptista dos Santos.
 
Monday, May 10
 
There's just some much sadness out there.
 
 
FREE GIANT SHRIMP!
 
 
RIP Bill Wilson.
 
Friday, May 7
 
Life is good.
 
 
Well, I'm glad at least one person had a good time at the weekly office party the other night.

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Tired of the "same ol', same ol'"? Why not try something new? (SMUT--NSFW)
 
 
QOTD II: "As they say, being young and being restless, that's what it gets you."
 
 
QOTD: "FM [radio] is a different monkey."
 
 
It's Mr. Picasso Head.
 
Thursday, May 6
 
I may just start using an alarm clock again after all.
 
 
He's at it again.
 
Wednesday, May 5
 
Here's a shot of some local high schoolers "hamming it up" before prom last week.

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Ahhhh.
 
 
Boycott Disney.
 
 
Can anyone translate this?
 
 
QOTD: "Once the finger is liberated through listening, it is hard to confine it back to technique."
 


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