Looks like no matter where Elizabeth Dole goes, she is dogged by questions regarding what Bob is like, post-Viagra.
can be my new source of income.
Seriously, people, I need a new job. Suggestions can be made to email@example.com. Please...
After 3 years, it looks like Natalie
will be leaving us. She's told Barry a few times so far but I still don't think it has sunk in.
QOTD: "She is not very horrible in anything ... her
cup of coffee is creative writing."
It appears that some people are too fond
of their cars.
(from a GIS for "he might call again")
Worst ... "referrer"
QOTD: "A trip to the old country and beyond, huh? Ha Ha Ha."
Before and After
Best Friends Forever
They don't call it Best Western
Maybe I should rethink my not-watching the Olympics.
is probably NSFW, just out of its sheer wierdness.
QOTD: "It's going to be boom boom a few nights."
is for all of you Sambora fans out there.
I'd like to think that someone in BKCRO will be playing this guitar.
So, what's wrong with this computer?
is a promo shot from the new Batman movie.
If you go to Google and do an image search for "buggery", you'll find this image on page 2. Weird.
Hmmm. I don't quite know what to make of this
. (Probably NSFW)
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
Papa Smurf looks pissed.
They'd crack your head like a nut.
Here's an activity
for your Friday (spot the differences).
Meet Porter Goss
, Bush's nominee for head of the CIA.
I've got an idea for a new plan in Iraq...Blackie!
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
I hear that this
coach's team is rarely able to even find the finish line, much less cross it.
FIG. 1: Check this
You know, sometimes we all feel this way.
Sensible Erections (first link NSFW)
What Would Gene Do?
Don’t wanna wait ’til you know me better/Let’s just be glad for the time together/Life’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it/There ain’t a reason on earth to waste it/It ain’t a crime to be good to yourself/Chorus:Lick it up, lick it up, it’s only right nowLick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah/Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on/Lick it up, lick it up/Don’t need to wait for an invitation/You gotta live like you’re on vacation/There’s something sweet you can’t buy with money - lick it up, lick it up/It’s all you need, so believe me honey/It ain’t a crime to be good to yourelf/ChorusCome on - it’s only right now (it’s only right now)Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah/Chorus repeats out
Our Blog in Decline...
I must apologize for the slow trailing of posts as of late but, apparently, our host has reconfigured the way posting is done and I'm having a helluva time getting links to work. I hope to have the problem remedied soon and provide you with plenty more time-killing links and anecdotes. Stay tuned...
File under WTF
. (absolutely, positively NSFW ... unless you're George Lucas)
This is currently on the Yahoo! Frontpage 'In the News' section:
Lynndie England lawyer asks for Sanchez
QOTD: "Who's interested in ethics? Really, truly? Not that many people."
OPEN UP AND SAY "BOO-YAAAHH"
The Day of the Shoot
So the next day, we were on our way to Pittsboro
to shoot a music video for Bret Michaels. The air was electric with hair-rock anticipation, the likes of which I hadn't felt since 1988. When we finally arrived at the location, we were disappointed that there was no Bret but, this gave us time to prepare.
We looked around the location--Drew (the real director, sorry Bret) scouted for shot ideas and other things that directors do. The rest of us were unloading equipment, speculating about what was going to happen, and humming Poison songs to ourselves. We kept getting updates about Bret's impending arrival--"35 minutes out...20 minutes out...10 minutes out..."--like he was an incoming nuclear warhead and, in a sense, I suppose he was. We knew that the time was coming, and we were ready, damnit.
Finally, a black Lincoln Navigator pulled up. I have forgotten to mention what the location was--a big ol' horse
farm. Now, back to the story. A few L.A.-type rockers got out of the Navigator--then we see the Man with the Hat. It was Bret Michaels, the man who gave us such classics as "I Want Action", "Talk Dirty to Me", and "#1 Bad Boy".
came into the barn with his entourage, where the first shot was to take place, and had a look around. We all got to meet him, and to our cock-rock delight, he was really a very friendly and down-to-earth guy (or as Barry would say, "Yes, he is a nice guy
, so we will do it for him"). He was very excited about the video, with the enthusiasm that only a life-long hair-rock God can muster in the 90-degree heat of a Carolina summer. His entourage wasn't as outgoing but, hey, they're from L.A.... Anyway, after our brief introduction, Bret retreated to the trailer for a wardrobe change and make-up. Now the waiting begins...again.
GOOD ADVICE FOR US ALL
6 steps of courtship for male fruit flies
1. Find a female and follow her.
2. Tap female with foreleg, triggering pheromone cues.
3. Stretch out wing and vibrate it to serenade female.
4. Lick female's genitalia with proboscis.
5. Attempt copulation.
6. Copulate for 20 minutes. Source: Stanford University