"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Tuesday, August 31
Looks like no matter where Elizabeth Dole goes, she is dogged by questions regarding what Bob is like, post-Viagra.
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Iron Women and Foxy Ladies.
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Maybe this can be my new source of income.
Monday, August 30
Seriously, people, I need a new job. Suggestions can be made to soulpatch@gmail.com. Please...
After 3 years, it looks like Natalie will be leaving us. She's told Barry a few times so far but I still don't think it has sunk in.
"...like nitro-methane through your veins..."
"It is truly where art meets design."
Friday, August 27
QOTD: "She is not very horrible in anything ... her cup of coffee is creative writing."
The Dreamer and the Dream.
It appears that some people are too fond of their cars.
Thursday, August 26
Go USA!!!
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A bit of the ol' irony.

(from a GIS for "he might call again")
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Wednesday, August 25
You will wash the dishes, my friend?
Worst ... "referrer" ... ever.

High Noon in Crawford
The Bunny of the Month Club.
Tuesday, August 24
QOTD: "A trip to the old country and beyond, huh? Ha Ha Ha."
Monday, August 23
"A closed mouth catches no babies"
Chinese Take-out
Before and After
Scrambled Eggs!!!
Friday, August 20
Best Friends Forever
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They don't call it Best Western for nothing.
This comes from Otomano.
Thursday, August 19
Maybe I should rethink my not-watching the Olympics.
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This is probably NSFW, just out of its sheer wierdness.
Wednesday, August 18
The Axes of Evil.
QOTD: "It's going to be boom boom a few nights."
The axes of Via.

This is for all of you Sambora fans out there.
I'd like to think that someone in BKCRO will be playing this guitar.
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Tuesday, August 17
So, what's wrong with this computer?
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"Here she comes..."
Here is a promo shot from the new Batman movie.
Monday, August 16
If you go to Google and do an image search for "buggery", you'll find this image on page 2. Weird.
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He's back!
Friday, August 13
Hmmm. I don't quite know what to make of this. (Probably NSFW)
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
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Papa Smurf looks pissed.
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They'd crack your head like a nut.
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Here's an activity for your Friday (spot the differences).
Meet Porter Goss, Bush's nominee for head of the CIA.
Thursday, August 12
I've got an idea for a new plan in Iraq...Blackie!
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I hear that this coach's team is rarely able to even find the finish line, much less cross it.
Wednesday, August 11
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Biscuits and gravy, eh?
FIG. 1: Check this shit out.
Persian Prince smoking hashish
Tuesday, August 10
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You know, sometimes we all feel this way.
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Sensible Erections (first link NSFW)
Monday, August 9
What Would Gene Do?

Don’t wanna wait ’til you know me better/Let’s just be glad for the time together/Life’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it/There ain’t a reason on earth to waste it/It ain’t a crime to be good to yourself/Chorus:Lick it up, lick it up, it’s only right nowLick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah/Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on/Lick it up, lick it up/Don’t need to wait for an invitation/You gotta live like you’re on vacation/There’s something sweet you can’t buy with money - lick it up, lick it up/It’s all you need, so believe me honey/It ain’t a crime to be good to yourelf/ChorusCome on - it’s only right now (it’s only right now)Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah/Chorus repeats out

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Our Blog in Decline...

I must apologize for the slow trailing of posts as of late but, apparently, our host has reconfigured the way posting is done and I'm having a helluva time getting links to work. I hope to have the problem remedied soon and provide you with plenty more time-killing links and anecdotes. Stay tuned...
Sunday, August 8
File under WTF. (absolutely, positively NSFW ... unless you're George Lucas)
Saturday, August 7
The beginning of the end for It is OK?
Friday, August 6
R.I.P. Rick James.
This is currently on the Yahoo! Frontpage 'In the News' section:

Lynndie England lawyer asks for Sanchez
Thursday, August 5
The Bush in '04 Guide to Winning With Corn
Wednesday, August 4
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Tuesday, August 3
QOTD: "Who's interested in ethics? Really, truly? Not that many people."
Big Boy.

The Day of the Shoot

So the next day, we were on our way to Pittsboro to shoot a music video for Bret Michaels. The air was electric with hair-rock anticipation, the likes of which I hadn't felt since 1988. When we finally arrived at the location, we were disappointed that there was no Bret but, this gave us time to prepare.

We looked around the location--Drew (the real director, sorry Bret) scouted for shot ideas and other things that directors do. The rest of us were unloading equipment, speculating about what was going to happen, and humming Poison songs to ourselves. We kept getting updates about Bret's impending arrival--"35 minutes out...20 minutes out...10 minutes out..."--like he was an incoming nuclear warhead and, in a sense, I suppose he was. We knew that the time was coming, and we were ready, damnit.

Finally, a black Lincoln Navigator pulled up. I have forgotten to mention what the location was--a big ol' horse farm. Now, back to the story. A few L.A.-type rockers got out of the Navigator--then we see the Man with the Hat. It was Bret Michaels, the man who gave us such classics as "I Want Action", "Talk Dirty to Me", and "#1 Bad Boy".

Bret came into the barn with his entourage, where the first shot was to take place, and had a look around. We all got to meet him, and to our cock-rock delight, he was really a very friendly and down-to-earth guy (or as Barry would say, "Yes, he is a nice guy, so we will do it for him"). He was very excited about the video, with the enthusiasm that only a life-long hair-rock God can muster in the 90-degree heat of a Carolina summer. His entourage wasn't as outgoing but, hey, they're from L.A.... Anyway, after our brief introduction, Bret retreated to the trailer for a wardrobe change and make-up. Now the waiting begins...again.

Monday, August 2
From the Department of Ridiculous Horseshit: 'It's a picture of a man and woman, and the woman's breast is showing,' said his girlfriend, Tala Tow. 'The flight attendant basically walked up to us and yelled, 'You have to take off that shirt right now.''

6 steps of courtship for male fruit flies
1. Find a female and follow her.
2. Tap female with foreleg, triggering pheromone cues.
3. Stretch out wing and vibrate it to serenade female.
4. Lick female's genitalia with proboscis.
5. Attempt copulation.
6. Copulate for 20 minutes. Source: Stanford University


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