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Wednesday, May 30
 
Here's a discussion that has taken place as a result of a "for sale" ad that I placed on craigslist.

DEAR ADVITISER,
I AM MR DIEGO,A LECTURER AT THE SCHOOL OF CHEMISTRY,IN THE UNITED KINGDOM,BUT MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE LOCATED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,PHILADELPHIA TO BE SPECIFIC,I SAW YOUR ADVERT WHERE YOU PLACED THIS ITEM FOR SALE AT THE OFFER OF $999 but will offer 1200,I WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF THE SALES IS STILL VALID AND ALSO THE PRESENT CONDITION OF THIS ITEM,AND IF YOU CAN SEND ME A RECENT PICTURE I WOULD BE GLAD TO VIEW IT,EMAIL ME BACK IF IT IS STILL FOR SALE AND LET KNOW ANYOTHER THING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SALES,OK,I'LL HAVE IT SHIPPED TO MY WIFE IN PHILADELPHIA,HAVE A NICE DAY.

CHEERS,
DR. DIEGO MARSHAL.
SCHOOL OF CHEMISTRY,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHAMPTHON,
SOUTHAMPTON SO17 1BJ U.K
+447024021245
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tell me more about your wife.











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Hello
Thanks for the response,well in this case i think my wife is not the discussion of the day but rather your item you have for sale i think you are to tell me more about the item good day.
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ok---big and black with a skinny neck and a lot of bottom end. two holes in the body but has a broken g-string. the head is a little cracked but you don't notice with the lights out.

so, how about your wife?
 
 
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Date: 2007-05-10, 2:28AM EDT


I want to form a band with a few requirements.

1. You must be a transgender midget.
2. You must have had at least one amputation.

None of us will actually play instruments live. We will record tracks in the studio, and then play them back live while we all jerk off on a manatee. No cover songs.






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