I had the pleasure of seeing The King
last night in Asheville. What can I say...
"Unknown Hinson: a living contradiction - he's a moralist, yet his criminal record is epic. He screams about the evils of drugs, but he swears by his "party liquor." He's God's gift to women, but he's been slapped with countless restraining orders. And he's the "King of Country-Western Troubadours," but his rock guitar is unequalled."
HAWWWDDCORE: ANOTHER ROOMMATE TALE
Back to roommate stories, I was living with Drew Billardman and one day he pulls out this video with the word "Hawwwdcore" written on the side. He said, "you gotta see this, big boy" so he put it in the VCR. This video would be a perfect example in a physics class to demonstrate Einstein's Theory of Relativity because, though it lasted only about 10 minutes, it seemed to go on forever. This was the content--Drew and a couple of his buddies ,Aaron, met a couple at a bar in the town that they are from--Wilkesboro--and talk them into going over to Drew's place to party "after hours". What ensues consist of a drunken striptease by a slightly overweight women, renditions of classic southern rock tunes on a acoustic guitar, a shot of 'Airn' waving his penis in front of the lady stripping, and footage of him with a cucumber trying to talk her into 'something'. One of the big regrets of my life is that I didn't have the opportunity to make a copy of this video-I truly meant to and, if I had, I would certainly post footage for you all to see. I can, however, take comfort in the fact that I did have several viewings and most people that I know were able to see this piece of cinematic history.