I guess they stick to 4 beers in Pennsylvania
Someone snapped this
photo of me while I was at work the other day.
is an example of nudity. (NSFW)
I've decided to write a children's book and here are some of the characters.
...and don't forget the Evil Buggery King
describes my job.
was my high school principal, once upon a time. Like all high school principals, he was an asshole
Most drug dealers that I've met look more like hippies
than like this
We should all keep this in mind
the next time we have a bad day. Like today.
I really am bored shitless
today. I surfed all my usual sites, can't seem to find any good new ones. I sent out a bunch of resumes over the past few weeks. So far, I've only got two real leads---jack and shit
. I came to work today and only have to do one thing, and I've done it but I've got about 2 1/2 more hours. Shit shit shit shit shit. How about everybody else? What are you all up to? Post something in the 'comment' section--anything. Give me job advice. Give me good websites to check out. Give me money
I guess I can take this time to tell you a little about my weekend. A member of my band, The Puritan Rodeo Show
got married. His name is Vern. You can visit Vern's livejournal at www.livejournal.com/~bobtshirt -it's entertaining. Anyway, the wedding was a lot of fun. It's the first wedding that I've been to that served drinks before and during the ceremony. It's nice to see a wedding while you're sipping on a gin and tonic. Needless to say, pretty much everyone there was shitfaced by the time the reception ended. I know I was. I still wasn't ready to hang it up, though, so my girlfriend and I went to a local bar.
It was nice to go to the bar in our nice clothes and piss drunk. I saw this guy that I haven't seen in a while because he moved away a few years ago. This particular guy always reminded me of another friend--same mannerisms, way of speaking, sense of humor--the whole shebang. It took forever to finally introduce to two of them (I thought they would immediately be the best of friends) but when they finally met, they really didn't seem to care for one another very much. Go figure.
Well, my rant has gone on long enough. I guess I've managed to kill five minutes by writing. Perhaps if you kill five minutes reading it, then I guess we've both accomplished something.
Looks like someone from the Kerry Campaign has been checking us out here at It is OK because I received this post-it note from them the other day.
If you're as bored as I am right now, you'll actually find this
I've met this guy
on several occasions. Small world.
I'm not sure
what's going on here
but I don't object. (NSFW)
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This is one of the more mysterious notes that I've found in the office.
I just got a request
to deliver a TV to a classroom. Shit.
Who is the Poo Poo Man?
What a shithead
reminds me of The Family Guy
episode in which Peter
tries to breastfeed Stewie
Big Announcement!!! You can purchase some fine art this weekend as well as hear some good music at The Carrboro Music Festival
in, where else, downtown Carrboro. Here are some examples of some of the fine works that will be available in front of The Music Explorium.
is a very specific voting demographic.
Talk about wearing a shit-eating grin.
keeps an eye out for action.
I'm going to see tonight.
Are you ready for a new point of Vu
I wonder how good this guy
is at his job.
Here's a quick view of highlights
from the Olympics for anyone that was too busy to watch.
I've missed work before for the same reason
Rumors abound that this band
is a favorite in the Bush administration
A Slice of Life:
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing. After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst. "Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied, "but I was just checking to see if he was still alive."
sounds eerily familiar.
After 8 long months of having an empty apartment beside mine, I finally got new neighbors
place works whether you're hungry or horny.
This guy, this
is the guy.
could be helpful for anyone interested in quitting smoking. (Graphic and possibly NSFW)
Maybe I can become a professional juror
was supposed to be the responsible one.
Check out the name, hometown and number of this guy
I'm not so sure "snappy" is the right word for this
reminds me of Carrboro's own Officer Bob for some reason.
QOTD: "...the computer is much more volatile
I'm putting everything
know what happened to him
For those who may have missed it
. (Thanks to Big Boy)
of spam. Go RTP!
There used to be a guy named Rusty
that worked here. By the time he left, he was much like the dog.
I hear that the waiting list at this place
I stopped by to see how Natalie's new job is going...looks like a pretty crazy office.
"It is all just jumbo mumbo
if you asked me."
Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing this
event during the Olympics.
I learn something
new everyday. (not in the least bit SFW)
The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics (that they would like to take back):
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
... and those same three people might also find this
"I am now able to manage my websites,booking and contracts, and most notably press releases with 1/10th the effort." ~ Drew Willardson: Management
Make yourself a cartoon
! (courtesy of Suede T. Jazz)
There are about 3 people out there who are going to find this funny:
Having done photography for over 100 National touring jam-band artists as well as numerous festivals, parties, and weddings Gabe Nelson has garnered quite a reputation. "He is known for his unique ability to capture the essence of the moment while clearly revealing lighting and mood. "--- Drew Willardson, renowned/ established Photography and Music Critic.
What the hell does "clearly revealing lighting and mood" mean?
is your chance to get into the record books!
I ran into Natalie today in front of the Old Well. I guess she hasn't recoverd from her Going Away Party yet.
Amen to that
cracks me up. (Check out the third picture and look out the window)
These cheerleading uniforms
could give your school a much needed injection of pride. (NSFW?)
Looks like everyone had fun at Natalie's "Bon Voyage" Party. Everyone, except Tomfool.
reminded me of one of my old roommates.
QOTD: "It is an old computer...10 years old, maybe even 8."
My apologies to Natalie
because this was supposed to be "Natalie Photoshop Week" in remembrence of her leaving us. Hopefully, it will begin tomorrow.
Who knew that there was a manual
Ahhhh, Western Pennsylvania
Anyone remember the youngest daughter
from the show Family Matters?
Who knew going AWOL
could be so expensive?
of ironic names.
is how Spiderman got started.
The price here for Quaker Oats
is down to buggery
QOTD (referring to Natalie): "Every now and then, you run into a home-schooler who is the princess and queen of it all."
I love this picture.
DTH Photos/Justin Smith
Patrick Ballantine, the Republican candidate for N.C. governor, catches a cab ride in New York on Wednesday morning after eating breakfast with the North Carolina delegation to the Republican National Convention. Ballantine, who will challenge Gov. Mike Easley in November, visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Madison Square Garden, site of the convention.
Anybody have any suggestions
Straight from the horse's
I'm sure it
will be a beautiful wedding.
at your own risk but, please, don't do it at work.
The Note of the Day