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It is OK

Friday, April 28
 
"We were just hoping ... whoever is doing it will stop...."

I'm lookin' at you, Steve-o.
 
Thursday, April 27
 
Go ahead, you know you want to.
 
 
My hand shrinks to the size of a donkey dick ... hilarity ensues.
 
Monday, April 24
 
HAARRR!! HUH! YAAAHH! RRAAAHH!! HHHARR!!
 
 
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I had a corn dog yesterday.
 
 
What is emo?
 
 
One Nation Under a Groove ... and every goddamn thing in between....
 
Sunday, April 23
 
Huh ... huh .. next time....

[hat tip, Jeff]
 
Friday, April 21
 
David Bowie is very disappointed in you.

[via MonkeyFilter]
 
Thursday, April 20
 
I'm de cider!
 
Tuesday, April 18
 
Arrogant prick.
 
Monday, April 17
 
I'm Back, Baby

Hiiiiiiii Everybody! It's me, Big Daddy J and I'm back. Mac has been doing a wonderful job of keeping up with posting here on ITISOK, something I've been neglecting for a long time but, like the Prodigal's Son, I've come back home, daddy.

Let me give you a quick rundown of what's been going on since I officially left.

First, I got a job in a metal door fabrication facility. It really sucked. I was there for a month and I can't believe that I lasted that long. It really sucked.

Next, I took work at a used furniture store. The work was easy enough and the people who worked and owned the place were really nice. I was there for a while. Did a lot of sitting on my ass. Listened to a lot of Harry Potter books on tape. Eventually, all things must pass go I had to go...

To another shitty job. Pearson Music. Truly a half assed music sto'. This job sucked ass and the pay was shit but you wouldn't think it from talking to any of the store or district managers. They must have been under the impression that salesmen raked in about $350,000 from the look of suprise on their face when I quit.

"What will you do?" I was asked

"I'm just gonna temp. The pay is shit here and I can probably make more money giving handjobs to stray puppies" I replied [paraphrased]

"Hmm. Interesting." said the district manager.

"If I wanted to hear an asshole, I'd fart!" I retorted [to myself]

Now, I'm just glossing over the Half Assed Music Sto' right now. I started a blog when I worked there, but the job was so lame I couldn't bring myself to write about it. If you want to see how it began, go to www.halfassedmusicsto.blogspot.com

I do have some good tales to tell, but that will have to be another time.

I am now in the wonderful world of temping. I've been at this job for three weeks and I'm still not sure what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. I'll be damned if I'm gonna ask, though...

more to follow
 
Friday, April 14
 
I suppose this is in poor taste, even for It is OK.

[via MonkeyFilter]
 
 
Hank's Hellbilly Honeys [NSFW]
 
Wednesday, April 5
 
You, too, can drive the BIG RIGS.
 


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