"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Sunday, October 31
 
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[via Dr. Menlo]
 
Saturday, October 30
 
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Friday, October 29
 
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Dick Fucking Cheney [via Limited Ed]
 
 
Quarter 'til.
 
Thursday, October 28
 
Pagan mantra:
"'Like father, like son.
One term and you're done.
As it was for forty-one,
so it is for forty-three.
This is my will;
so mote it be.'"
 
 
From the Department of Misplaced Enthusiasm ...
 
 
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Wednesday, October 27
 
Watch what you say, else you might want to move away.
 
 
WTF?
 
Tuesday, October 26
 
This would be good for a Halloween Party.
 
 
Bad Nixon/Elvis Photoshop of the Day
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Sunday, October 24
 
Persian or Farsi? [via tk blog]
 
Saturday, October 23
 
Cumming first...
 
Friday, October 22
 
Spider-Man Reviews Crayons! [via random title]
 
 
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NEED A JOB?!
 
 
Hardee's Thickburger.
 
 
This is the dirty bomb they keep talking about? Doesn't seem so bad. (NSFW)
 
 
Bad Nixon/Elvis Photoshop of the Day
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Drew Willardson is watching you and wants to borrow your shoes.
 
Thursday, October 21
 
QOTD: "As they say, loose as a goose...and also cotton."
 
 
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via Spacechicken
 
Wednesday, October 20
 
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Where do delicious pets go when they die?
 
 
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Love in the modern age.
 
Tuesday, October 19
 
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Some say there are rumors.
 
 
With classes like this, no wonder they're called the "Buckeyes".
 
 
The Fallafel Factor.
 
 
 
 
QOTD: "Hammering can be fun, in some ways."
 
Monday, October 18
 
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[via The Black Table]
 
 
More musician classified fun!

Female Vocalist!! - Octo 17, 2004 - 8:50:56
Dutchboy69@hotmail.com
Raleigh [NC]
Im looking for a female singer for my band Iron Strap-n. She has to be hot and carry a tune. Dont star a gift horse in the ass folks.
 
Friday, October 15
 
Help good causes by clicking the adverts at the bottom of the page!
 
 
Interesting collection of images, many NSFW. I'm guessing they didn't expect many people to see these.
 
 
At least I've stayed busy today.
 
 
 
 
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Call me!
 
 
I feel like one of these guys today, but I'm not sure which one.
 
 
Beautiful.
 
 
This gives new meaning to the phrase "If it's too loud, you're too old!"
 
 
I guarantee, PRS will not do this.
 
 
Sounds like jumbo mumbo to me.
 
Thursday, October 14
 
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Would this be considered sacreligious?
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The No Spin Zone.
 
 
Yep
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There's hope for us all.
 
 
I picked up an iced mocha with a double shot of espresso today on my way to work and I am fucking wired. I'm not usually a coffee drinker. In the 40 minutes that I've been at work, I've already cleaned up the office. That always freaks Barry out. He's even asked me not to do anything if he's not around. He's out today and tomorrow, by the way. Wired, I say, wired. (some NSFW)
 
 
Brand new blog.
 
Wednesday, October 13
 
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Thanks smtatertot
 
 
I found this online:

Clay Aiken Cover cover band - Octo 7, 2004 - 3:29:41
grymcbr@yahoo.com
raleigh [nc]
i want to start a band that covers a Clay Aiken cover band. so we wouldn't be a direct Clay Aiken cover band. we would cover a band who covers Clay Aiken. Kind of a Clay Aiken covered squared. i think this is a really hip idea. anyone up for it? i sing, and i think i look like Clay Aiken second removed, so that's a start.
If interested, please email me. Thanks. Gerry McBride
 
 
And now, a word from Sen. John Edwards.
 
Tuesday, October 12
 
I know what I want for Christmas.
 
 
I might do this today at work.
 
 
Ironically, the narrator of this is named Richard Dix.
 
 
Don't forget to click! I need new guitar strings!
 
 
Check out the URL on this little flick. Relevant.
 
 
Who's in the house?
 
Monday, October 11
 
More politix.
 
 
Notes.
 
 
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This is highly suspect, just like Dr. Joyce Brothers' credentials.
 
Friday, October 8
 
What's the strange bulge on Jr's back during the last debate? Body armour? Wireless prompter?
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This guy...he's the guy.
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In last Tuesday night's debate, Dick Cheney tried to make a point of Edward's attendance record in the US Senate. Cheney says that he presides (as the VP is suppose to do) most Tuesdays. Well here is the TRUTH (which Cheney wouldn't recognize of course).e


January 30 - Enzi
February 6 - Chafee
February 13 - Chafee
February 27 - Allen
March 6 - Burns
March 13 - Reid
March 20 - DeWine
March 27 - Chafee
April 3 - Smith
April 24 - Chafee
May 1 - Chafee
May 8 - Chafee
May 15 - Frist
May 22 - Chafee
June 5 - Enzi
June 12 - Byrd
June 19 - Carper
June 26 - Bayh
July 10 - Nelson
July 17 - Clinton
July 24 - Byrd
July 31 - Stabenaw
September 25 - Wellstone
October 2 - Clinton
October 9 - Clinton
October 16 - Edwards!!!!!
October 23- Byrd
October 30 - Bingaman
November 13 - Murray
November 27 - Jeffords
December 4 - Stabenaw
December 11 - Carnahan
December 18 - Nelson

A reward to whoever finds a Tuesday in 2002, 2003 or 2004 that Dick Cheney fulfilled his duties as President of the Senate here:

http://www.gpoaccess.gov/crecord/index.html

2002

Tue 1/29 - Nelson
Tue 2/5 - Kohl
Tue 2/12 - Stabenow
Tue 2/26 - Landrieu
Tue 3/5 - Edwards!!!
Tue 3/12 - Landrieu
Tue 3/19 - Miller
Tue 4/9 - Cleland
Tue 4/16 - Reed
Tue 4/23 - Wellstone
Tue 4/30 - Nelson
Tue 5/7 - Miller
Tue 5/14 - Cleland
Tue 5/21 - Nelson
Tue 6/4 - Durbin
Tue 6/11 - Corzine
Tue 6/18 - Dayton
Tue 6/25 - Landrieu
Tue 7/9 - Reed
Tue 7/16 - Corzine
Tue 7/23 - Reed
Tue 7/30 - Clinton
Tue 9/3 - Reed
Tue 9/10 - Corzine
Tue 9/17 - Reid
Tue 9/24 - Stabenow
Tue 10/1 - Miller
Tue 10/8 - Miller
Tue 10/15 - Reid
Tue 11/12 - CHENEY! -- WE HAVE A WINNER!
Tue 11/19 - Barkley (MN)

2003

Jan 7 *Cheney*!!!!!

Jan 14 Stevens
Jan 22 Stevens
Jan 28 Stevens
Feb 4 Stevens
Feb 11 Stevens
Feb 25 Stevens
Mar 4 Stevens
Mar 11 Stevens
Mar 18 Stevens
Mar 25 Stevens
Apr 1 Stevens
Apr 8 Stevens
Apr 29 Stevens
May 6 Talent
May 13 Ensign
May 20 Alexander
June 3 Stevens
June 10 Stevens
June 18 Murkowski
June 24 Coleman
July 8 Stevens
July 15 Stevens
July 22 Chaffee
July 29 Stevens
Sept 2 Stevens
Sept 9 Stevens
Sept 16 Stevens
Sept 23 Stevens
Sept 30 Sununu
Oct 21 Stevens
Oct 28 Stevens
Nov 4 Stevens
Nov 11 Warner
Nov 18 Stevens
Dec 9 Stevens

2004

1/20 - Stevens
1/27 - Enzi
2/3 - Stevens
2/10 - Stevens
3/2 - Stevens
3/9 - Hagel
3/16 - Sununu
3/23 - Stevens
3/30 - Ensign
4/6 - Cornyn
4/20 - Stevens
4/27 - Chambliss
5/4 - Stevens
5/11 - Stevens
5/18 - Stevens
6/1 - Stevens
6/8 - Hutchinson
6/15 - Stevens
6/22 - Allard
7/6 - Burns
7/13 - Stevens
7/20 - Enzi
9/7 - Stevens
9/14 - Chafee
9/21 - Enzi
9/28 - Stevens
10/05 - Stevens

That's right - he was there TWICE in FOUR YEARS! This is why Cheney doesn't remember meeting Edwards - this guy will say anything! Edwards also has filled the role twice in the last 4 years, but he isn't the Vice President!

 
Thursday, October 7
 
I feel like chicken tonight.
 
 
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He's back!
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For those who didn't see the VP debate the other night, here is the website that Cheney suggested one should visit to find out the truth about Halliburton. I think he got the addresses mixed up.
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Here's a pic to illustrate the point, courtesy of Spacechicken.
 
 
I am now accepting job offers. Feel free to post them in the comments section.
 
 
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Halloween is coming!
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Wednesday, October 6
 

No respect.
 
Tuesday, October 5
 
I'm not sure what's goin' on here.
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You can do some good here.
 
 
Everyone is invited to my place to watch the debate tonight.
 
 
Hey!
 
 
yep.
 
 
 
 
Hippies.
 
 
Icka Prick
{G Shider, G Clinton}

(let's get the cue track, ok right, what?)
Ahh-ahhh, ahhh
Oh, you ain't seen obscene yet
We gonna be nasty this here time
Check it out, huh
Can you imagine this?
Put on some protection for your ears
?pussy serving land?
Like John Henry the steel drivin' man
Who with a hammer and spike in his hand
Said it's what's up front that cunt
Lifting weights with his tits (icka prick and iron pussy)
Doing pushups with his clit (yucka fuck and muscle cunt)
Disgusting!
Icka prick and iron pussy
Yucka fuck and muscle cunt
There ain't no decent dick in Detroit
Ho, grossin out!
Icka prick and iron pussy (nasty can be ?)
Yucka fucka muscle cunt
If you think that's nasty
Follow me to the men's room
Watch me write on the wall (icka prick and iron pussy)
Graffilthy!
Suck my mind

Oh!
This is equal-opportunity nasty
Here, that helps???
Take it off, take it all off, hey!!
Icka prick and iron pussy (pumpin' to please!)
Yucka fuck and muscle cunt (without humps there will be no gettin' over)
Icka prick and iron pussy
And still, there's no decent dick in Detroit
Icka prick and iron pussy (and that's a gross point of view)
Yucka fuck and muscle cunt (oh you don't???)
Icka prick and iron pussy
Oh, serving pussy from the shoulder
Oh, yeah, you'll get knocked up listening to this (ahhh-ahhh-ahhh)
You'd better put some protection on your ears
This is graffilthy! (ahhhh-ahhh-ahh!)
Can you imagine this?
Get that thing out of here, boy
Ahhh-ahh-ahhh
Icka prick
You're sick!
Who you gonna stick? (can you imagine this?)
That's a counterfeit dick
The shape of things to come
Can you dig it
Can you imagine this?

Icka prick and iron pussy
Yucka fuck and muscle cunt
I can't ????

This ain't about penetration
It's about tenderness and concentration
Friction what gets you off
Oh, you ain't seen obscene yet
Oh!
Follow me to the men's room
Watch me write on the wall
I'll tell it all
Flush you before I go
Wash out my mouth with soap
And shit-talk some mo'!
Let's discuss disgusting
You ain't seen obscene yet
You haven't seen this ??? before
While he's serving pussy from the shoulder
She's serving dick from the head (You haven't seen this ??? before)
Let's discuss disgusting

We gonna be nasty this year (mmmhmmmm)
Elmo MacNasty, mental masturbation
Psychological perversion (hey, hey)

Can you imagine this
Let's go do a quickie
Don't take your clothes off
Follow the ho-ho lines
Freakin' behind the naval blockade
Lookin' through your belly-button window
Let's discuss disgusting
???
Whooa-ooo
Her pussy is on the steel-wool rag
?
Penetration is a drag
It seems like there's no decent cunt in Detroit
Of course, I like to watch

Ahh
Hey!
Ahhhhhh, ahhhhh (x3)
She lifts weights with her tits
He does pushups with his clit
Ahhhh
Can you imagine
I lift weights with my tits, owww
Can you imagine


 
 
...and there's nothing you can do about it...".
 
 
"What a time to be alive".
 
 
Has anyone seen my keys?
 
Sunday, October 3
 
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Friday, October 1
 
You look mahhhvelous!
 
 
"You forgot Poland."
 
 
11
 
 
I guess I'm a poor bastard.
 
 
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