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Friday, February 29
 

The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick by R. Crumb

This post was inspired by last week's episode of Lost
 
 
FS: free-range human
 
Thursday, February 28
 
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Wednesday, February 27
 
 
 
There is also a "Potty Princess Pageant."

[via Dave Barry]
 
Tuesday, February 26
 
1PM You Can't Teach If Your Liberal Credentials Get Revoked

Professor: Yeah, my daughter's having a slumber party tonight. She invited eight girls, but one of them can't come because she's a Jew.
Grad student: Oh...
Professor: I mean, because there's a Jewish holiday this weekend she has to observe.
Grad student: Oh, okay. Not because you don't allow them in your home...

Chapel Hill, North Carolina


[via Overheard in the Office]
 
Monday, February 25
 
Wow.
 
 
Let Freedom Ring...
 
Sunday, February 24
 
Billardson?
 
Thursday, February 21
 
Yabadabbadoo.
 
 
Well, if God says we gotta' do it every day, I guess that's what we gotta' do!
 
Monday, February 18
 
FROM CRAIGSLIST:

For Sale: Blue Washburn Idol 64 Deluxe (aka piece of crap) - $270
Reply to: sale-578721585@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-18, 8:58PM EST


My name is David, and I am a huge douchebag. I have been posting for months that I need to sell my piece of crap Washburn guitar. But that is not true, because the price has not really gone down, unlike my mother on every guy in town. While I realize that this guitar looks lame and sounds like a mammoth humping a ferret, I continually think that some idiot will buy it. Also, please join my shitty band. Since I have spent so much on my asslike guitar setup, you should buy a several thousand dollar PA to sing in my "98 Degrees" cover band. Well, back to masturbating to Murder She Wrote reruns.
 
Friday, February 15
 

Almost as cool as the Tesla Coil guitar amp.
 
 
RePet
 
Thursday, February 14
 


[via Wonkette]
 
Tuesday, February 12
 
 
 

    Coolest... fuckin... thing... evar!!!
 
 


[via about:blank]
 
 
Looks like B's been working overtime.
 
Monday, February 11
 
 
Sunday, February 10
 
It is a great comfort to know you can live a normal life, even after you have lost your mind.

[via Bifurcated Rivets]
 
Thursday, February 7
 


[via about:blank]
 
 
Tubcake

[via Fazed]
 
Wednesday, February 6
 
Headline of the Year
 
 
Top 10 Drunk American Writers

[via MetaChat]
 
Tuesday, February 5
 
Do not fuck with Miss Fayetteville.

[via Dave Barry]
 
 
Rambo Death Chart

[via Presurfer]
 
 
Pizza Boy
 
Monday, February 4
 
Send in the clowns.
 
Saturday, February 2
 
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Friday, February 1
 
I really can't stress it enough...this link IS IN NO WAY SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


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