1PM You Can't Teach If Your Liberal Credentials Get Revoked
Professor: Yeah, my daughter's having a slumber party tonight. She invited eight girls, but one of them can't come because she's a Jew.[via Overheard in the Office]
Grad student: Oh...
Professor: I mean, because there's a Jewish holiday this weekend she has to observe.
Grad student: Oh, okay. Not because you don't allow them in your home...
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
For Sale: Blue Washburn Idol 64 Deluxe (aka piece of crap) - $270
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2008-02-18, 8:58PM EST
My name is David, and I am a huge douchebag. I have been posting for months that I need to sell my piece of crap Washburn guitar. But that is not true, because the price has not really gone down, unlike my mother on every guy in town. While I realize that this guitar looks lame and sounds like a mammoth humping a ferret, I continually think that some idiot will buy it. Also, please join my shitty band. Since I have spent so much on my asslike guitar setup, you should buy a several thousand dollar PA to sing in my "98 Degrees" cover band. Well, back to masturbating to Murder She Wrote reruns.
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