"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Monday, October 31
 
Happy Halloween!
 
 
 
Monday, October 24
 
A day out with the family.
 
 
The Republican Platform
 
Sunday, October 23
 
[via]
 
Friday, October 21
 
I just don't want anyone to ever forget about this...

... also this week in 2004, "singer" Ashlee Simpson gets busted for lip syncing during a performance on Saturday Night Live ... apparently her drummer cued up a backing track for the same song the band had played earlier in the evening, catching Ashlee and the band off guard ... the real fun begins when a pre-recorded vocal track begins to play, revealing that the song had been lip synced ... the track is quickly faded, but Ashlee is busted, and after dancing an awkward, vaudevillian type of jig, exits stage right ... the band continues to play along to the first song as the network cuts to a commercial ... to add insult to injury, at the show's closing credits, Simpson tries to explain the flaw by saying "My band played the wrong song" ... during the media s***storm that follows, Simpson's excuses for the pre-recorded track change from having acid reflux to laryngitis, until finally, during her Orange Bowl halftime performance the following January, it becomes apparent that the track was clearly used to hide the singer's tone deafness...
 
Thursday, October 20
 
The sites are gravel covered and fenced. There are restrictions that you cannot dig down past two feet or put water wells on the properties.
 
Wednesday, October 19
 
[via]
 
 
"In one 1985 incident in Louisville, a band of zombies was able to lure four paramedics and countless law-enforcement officials to their deaths by commandeering an ambulance radio and calling for backup."
 
Tuesday, October 18
 
Breakfast.
 
Monday, October 17
 
Shai
Ladies and gentleman, SHAI SHAHAR!
(With many thanks to Steve-o for introducing us to this superstar gigolo.)
 
Sunday, October 16
 
Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters
 
Friday, October 14
 
Shalit
 
Thursday, October 13
 
Songs Of David
 
 
"The president is looking forward to having just a conversation with you."
 
 
I'M GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR CHEST, KURDLYA
 
 
Yum! Time for a cold (?) one!
 
 
William Andrew Taylor, also known as “Polar Bear,” was arrested at 11:44 a.m. Tuesday after he was seen cursing and yelling at people on the sidewalk near Caribou Coffee, Chapel Hill police reports state ... Taylor also was arrested for failure to appear in court after police found that Taylor had outstanding warrants for failure to appear in court for charges of being drunk and disorderly and trespassing.
 
Wednesday, October 12
 
Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass? [NSFW, obviously]
 
Monday, October 10
 
"Sri Lanka...? Never even heard of it." [.wmv]
 
Sunday, October 9
 
FUCKING PIGS
 
Friday, October 7
 
ZOD in 2008!
 
 
A winner with real balls.
 
Thursday, October 6
 

flying lawnmower [.wmv, via metafilter]
 
Wednesday, October 5
 
Another satisfied customer.
 
 
 
Tuesday, October 4
 
coop
Harriet Miers's Many Dopplegangers
 
 
Safe for Work
 
Monday, October 3
 
wtf
 
Sunday, October 2
 
R.I.P.
 


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