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Sunday, December 31
 
I still haven't met my match. Could it be you? I'm kind, intelligent, honest, and come off a bit shy, but've realized that sensually I enjoy being kinda slutty for my partner. I'm an hourglass full-figured black woman, clean, D&D free, non-smoker, social drinker (S/NM/NK). Don't get me wrong I like being treated like a lady, but the idea of having a papi who likes getting dressed up, going out to dinner, and having me suck him off on the way there is so enthralling (I have the virgin-whore thing going on). While we are out shopping and he is trying on some pants in the fitting room, I come in to join him for a nice quick ride or put him on his knees to tongue me out. He would like stroking for me and lots of oral, taboo, fetish and role play (You can be the crooked cop, teacher's pet, a burglar, or my submissive houseboy).

I want to hear from a gentleman who wants to put thoughts into action, who wants to spoil and pamper someone whose company he can enjoy & who enjoys taking getaways, going out to a show, a movie, a cozy restaurant, or simply have a day or evening in. We can talk via cam/online/phone first and see where things go. Ultimately, it would be nice to meet someone open to possibilities without the BS. BS=dick pics & no words; too many words and no pics; you have 80 ads in 10 states; people looking for LTR but masqerading as NSA; people looking for NSA peddling fairytales; your stalker ex/wife/baby's mama spamming my email or calling me; you really don't like black women, big women, or women period, but you still write; etc, etc. Baby just come real, come correct and all else will fall into place. I will reply to serious inquiries

* Location: Southpoint
* It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Wednesday, December 27
 
Gerald Ford dead.
 
Sunday, December 24
 
HO! HO! HO!
 
Wednesday, December 20
 
 
 
 
Sunday, December 10
 
FROM CRAIG'S LIST

Looking for one or more guys for company on Thanksgiving Day. New to the area and don't want to be alone.

I'm cooking the traditional turkey day feast - but I want the guy to eat it in a non-traditional kind of way. Cover me in gravy, taters, cranberry sauce, stuffing and pumpkin pie and eat it right off my body. Really only into oral play but would consider more with the right guy if you have what it takes to make me consider otherwise.

I've got a couple extra pounds on me - but not obese by any means. Goodlooking brunette, white, 5'4, 140 pounds. Nice rack, great ass.

Want to be upfront - not looking for games or relationships - just safe fun. Please be serious. No drugs, no chicks. Have pictures to trade only.

Gobble, Gobble.
 
Saturday, December 9
 
Verizon sucks shit from a dead donkey's ass.

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Tuesday, December 5
 
Study by the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center says marijuana is not a "gateway" drug! Duh.
 


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