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Monday, February 28
 
HERE'S ANOTHER AD FROM THE SAME PEOPLE AS BELOW

....and it stopped in Vague Us....We just picked up our Lead Cannon (guitarist)and the music now has no limits....We only want the serious singer who can control the front of the stage for us...You gotta have the voice, the look, and the get up and go to ride this 5 man circus....We have absolutely great times in the practice space and are bound for even greater times on stage...so...if you're bringing attitude to the practice realm...then don't bother....and if you already tried out for us and have had no response....well unfortunately we couldn't use you...so listen up.....all you singers who are ready....and willing to lead a rock'n band....email us..... and we'll work out the details....Later....
 
Friday, February 25
 
AN ACTUAL MUSICIAN'S CLASSIFIED AD

Here we go again. Need a GOOD, STRONG, DEDICATED singer. We have tried many, but no cigar! Is it your time to shine? CAn you sing? Do you have a commanding voice that needs a spotlight? If so, you might be the person we are looking for. Our music is a collage of rock/hard rock/southern rock/classic rock/80's/90's/...it cant be catogorized. It hasnt been labeled in the "mainstream" of music yet. We are the pioneers of this music that people of all ages that like some kind of "rock" will love and come back for more. Henderson is about a 45 minuite drive from N. Raleigh. So dont cry about the drive b/c we all drive a good distance to practice twice a week. Fame and Maney is worth it to us, what about you?
 
Thursday, February 24
 
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Wednesday, February 23
 
Ambush in Iraq
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Monday, February 21
 
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Thanks for everything, you drug-addled, catankerous, brilliant old sonofabitch.
 
Saturday, February 19
 
With a sausage, Richard?
 
Wednesday, February 16
 
Up To The Minute Details Of What Has Been Happening
Received E-Mail from a ham radio operator. States that I posted a msg in his web site’s guest book stating I was going to kill a 13 year old boy with an AK-47 and that I was going to burn down his house.
 
Tuesday, February 15
 
Hey, Ya'll, Welcome To Redneck And Single Online Dating Just For Rednecks
 
Friday, February 4
 
Pornoengrish
"Spermy bomb will cross fade on your XXX and bust your face drums!!"
 
Thursday, February 3
 
"Bad American" by Ted Nugent
 
 
File under: Obvious
* William Andrew Taylor, also known as “Polar Bear,” was arrested Monday on one misdemeanor count of littering, Chapel Hill police reports state.

According to reports, Taylor was arrested at 4:36 p.m. after throwing a trash bag at a police car.

Taylor later was brought before the magistrate and was released on a written promise to appear March 28 in Orange County District Criminal Court in Hillsborough.
 


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