"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Wednesday, June 30
 
Why should brides get to corner the market on the mail-order marryin' business?
 
 
STEVE-O!
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This is the best thing that I've seen on Fox News in a while. (NSFW)
 
 
New music!
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It looks like our good friend Jonathan has a blog that I never knew about and he's been kind enough to link us. I'll do the same as soon as I remember how. Thanks, Jonathan.
 
 
Finally, we can end the cycle of terror.
 
Tuesday, June 29
 
So, does this mean that we can't blame George Lucas for the new Star Wars films sucking so much?
 
 
SLOW DAY--CHECK BACK TOMORROW!!!
 
 
 
Monday, June 28
 
Regrettably, I am absent from work today so I will be unable to post because I am not around a computer. I will return tomorrow to continue the charade, though. Hmmm, how in the hell...?
 
Friday, June 25
 
A day in the life of The King.
 
Thursday, June 24
 
All the news that's shit to print.
 
 
Would this qualify as "contempt of court"?
 
 
I wonder if they'll make this book into a movie and, if so, will Alec Baldwin play himself?
 
 
Raper RVs--"Where fun begins!"
 
Wednesday, June 23
 
Latest Google Search:

"How to make the principal submit to the will of the school board?"
 
 
Livin' on a prayer.
 
 
Uhhgg. I hope this is a joke.
 
Monday, June 21
 
Bush 2004.
 
 
When they drive drunk in the North, it is truly drunk.
 
 
Mmmm, volleyball. (NSFW)
 
 
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Holy moly.
 
Friday, June 18
 
This sure is one helluva ugly website to have so many purty womerns on it.
 
 
Ah, it's like Christmas in June.
 
 
Mr. Potato-who?
 
 
HEY WHATS uP WANT TO HANG???????
 
 
Now this is peculiar.
 
 
Aromatherapy for the tired ass.
 
 
For all you Chapel Hill area folks, there's going to be a Show tonite @ De La Luz---I think we should all attend.
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In case you were thinking about trying to register the domain name "www.wings.com", well, I'm afraid that I've got bad news.
 
 
There's a FREE A/V cart in the hallway of Wilson Library--Come and get it!
 
Thursday, June 17
 
Mom, Dad--I've decided that I'm going to college after all. (NSFW)
 
 
Don't know whatcha got, till it's gone...
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Somebody's looking for Big Boy.
 
 
Business up front, party in the rear.
 
 
A day in the life.
 
 
I really don't know what to say about this.
 
 
This page was made with pixiedust.
 
 
The Bling Bling Sling.
 
 
Katherine cares.
 
 
MSN User Groups never looked so good.
 
Wednesday, June 16
 
 
 
"Why I oughta..."
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Hello, my friend.
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Baby Got Back, Vol. II.
 
 
Keep on noodlin'.
 
 
RIP, Liberty Jubilee.
 
 
Interesting article about Pat Robertson.
 
Tuesday, June 15
 
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"Unknown Hinson: a living contradiction - he's a moralist, yet his criminal record is epic. He screams about the evils of drugs, but he swears by his "party liquor." He's God's gift to women, but he's been slapped with countless restraining orders. And he's the "King of Country-Western Troubadours," but his rock guitar is unequalled."
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One for the road. (NSFW, like almost all the other posts today)
 
 
Remember Jocelyn Elders?
 
 
Looks like someone left his heart in San Franciso, as well as his pants.
 
 
I've never been a big soccer fan but I think I could learn to like it. (NSFW)
 
 
Vacuum disASSters! (NSFW or anything else for that matter)
 
 
More than meets the eye.
 
 
Rasputin's Revenge.
 
Monday, June 14
 
I think this is one of the more impressive mullets that I've seen this year.
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Damn, I forgot to shave this morning.
 
 
A tale of Topsy.
 
Friday, June 11
 
Advice from The King.
 
 
Here's the original script from the new Garfield Movie.
 
 
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Thursday, June 10
 
This might belong on Limited Ed., but I thought I'd post it here as well.
 
 
RIP, Ray Charles.
 
 
If you're looking to buy a house where you can have lots of gay sex, you might want to give her a call.
 
 
Mini Cooper vs. F150.
 
Wednesday, June 9
 
Welcome to Leather Oaks, "Your Hometown Community!"
 
 
Remember when Optimus Prime was killed in The Transformers Movie? Well, I'm glad to see that somebody is picking up the pieces.
 
 
For all of you Real Doll owners out there, here's a forum for you.
 
 
Ahhh, hippie porn.
 
 
The story of Butterball.
 
 
Just in case anyone hasn't seen it, it's The Trailer Park Page.
 
 
A little rant about a brother and his wife.
 
 
A neccesary cookbook when preparing cuisines from "down under".
 
 
Why octodog?
 
Tuesday, June 8
 
Hi there.
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For immortality, click here.
 
 
At work? Try this.
 
 
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The predecessors of Stryper.

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"And her blood was as sweet as the most expensive maple syrup that money can buy."
 
 
Finally.
 
 
Here's proof that you should always check depth before diving.
 
 
Hey kids! It's time for Ouchy!
 
Monday, June 7
 
You stupid, evil bastard!
 
 
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What if...?
 
 
"I built it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime."

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Please respect the Beard with Authority.
 
 
Welcome to Shaynaland!
 
 
I want you to read this ASAP.
 
 
Greetings, my fellow Amerkins.
 
 
Oh, so there is a manual for this damn thing.
 
 
Is it just me, or is Lenny Kravitz one of the great lyricist ever? Here's a prime example of his work. Oh yeah.




I wish that I could fly

Into the sky

So very high

Just like a dragonfly



I'd fly above the trees

Over the seas in all degrees

To anywhere I please



Oh I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah yeah yeah



Oh I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah yeah yeah



Let's go and see the stars

The milky way or even Mars

Where it could just be ours



Let's fade into the sun

Let your spirit fly

Where we are one

Just for a little fun

Oh oh oh yeah !



I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah yeah yeah



I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah yeah yeah



I got to get away

Feel I got to get away

Oh oh oh yeah



I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah with you yeah yeah

Oh Yeah !



I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah with you yeah yeah

I got to get away



I want to get away X4

Yeah

I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah with you yeah yeah

I got to get away



I want to get away X4

Yeah



I want to get away

I want to fly away

Yeah with you

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah



 
Friday, June 4
 
Beware, The Ghost (of Always)
 
Thursday, June 3
 
QOTD: "One eye at a time."
 
 
There's no arguing with logic.
 
 

Thank you, come again!
 
 
"What are you doing, Big Boy?"--Mr. Drew Billardson
 
 
"We need a tickler in here, stat!"
 
 
Ahhh, The Nude Auto Mall.
 
Wednesday, June 2
 
Sincere? Honest?
 
 
Direkt?
 
 
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Uh-oh.
 
 
For your approval, I submit The Anguish.
 
 
HENtai?
 
 
Yesterday, Natalie was asked if there was any "boom boom" at her house over the weekend, but not by me.
 


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