He'll Marry the First Girl Who Says 'Yes'
Sales chick, holding sales order: How big is this part? Can it go UPS or does it need a skid?
Warehouse guy: Oh, no, that one is real small. It could fit up my nose.
Sales chick: Um... OK, moving on... They asked for this part a week ago, so I'm going to have it ship today instead of with their large order. Thanks!
Warehouse guy, sticking finger up his nose: Are you sure you don't want to see how big it is?
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
via Overheard in the Office
I called it!
(Back in 1996, if you must know.)
Workin' for the Man Every Night and Day
Howdy, y'all. Just wanted to drop a note and let you know that I got a new job--it's quasi-cushy and cubicle-based
, so I should be able to post a lot more from now until I get too sick of the processed air and flourescent lighting
(then again, there's also the free food and beverages--including, apparently, beer ... which should be available in a few minutes). I can't tell y'all where
I'm workin' for the Man, because He'd probably fire my ass. Anyhow, stay tuned
for much ass
and general buffoonery
Of course, who can forget about their 1997 smaller and less well-known debut EP.