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Friday, July 28
 
A premonition of my own death:

Jack Daniel, founder of the famous Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning due to a toe injury he received after kicking his safe in anger when he could not remember its combination code. (1911)
 
 
Dog in a bathtub. [NSFW]
(Originally posted as "Boooya!", though I can't find it now.)
 
 
"... I was catchin' my breath...."
 
Wednesday, July 26
 
Heaving, Las Vegas
 
 
Swedish Chef TV

[via linkfilter]
 
 
IE7
 
 

A local classic, reposted.

Happy to find that these stills are still out there, after all.

[Originally posted on Tomfool.]
 
Monday, July 24
 
Little girl, I wouldn't tell ya no lie....
 
 
I guess it's a good thing that I'm actually high enough to appreciate this right now.
 
 
"It's one of the most remarkable products ... not only in the United States, but all over the world...."
 
 
You, too, can drive the big rigs and get taken hostage.
 
 
Cricket infected with Parasitic Gordian worm commiting suicide

Title speaks for itself, no?
 
 
Glory bumps are poppin' up all over!
 
 
It's a girl!

Seriously, though, congrats to John and Sarah--and welcome Eliza!
 
Sunday, July 23
 
Redneck Engineering
 
 

FUCK WITH THE BEST AND DIE LIKE THE REST, SHITBAGS!
 
 
Satan's Gotta Get Along Without Me *
 
Friday, July 21
 
The fucking short version of The Big Lebowski. [NSFW]
 
 
About fucking time.....
 
 
Indeed.
 
 
 
Wednesday, July 19
 
Somebody's calling for me ... from a laundramat.
 
Tuesday, July 18
 
Well, I guess you were a little shy...
 
 
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A good time was had by all!
 
 
That girl!
 
 
Stupid, aren't ya?
 
 
List of songs featuring cowbell.

[via Grupthink]
 
Monday, July 17
 
Unkown Hinson LIVE, babay!
 
 
Smurfageddon
 
 
An Appeal to Our Readership





One of the duuuuudes in this photograph may be named "Bonner". Do you know this Bonner? Is it the Bonner?
 
 
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This may be "Eat-My-Burrito" tacky, or slack, but I have a feeling the newest Rock God® wouldn't be able to see it behind that there Great Firewall what them Commies got.
 
 
By popular demand (and just in case you haven't seen it) - more of the Beetis.
 
Friday, July 14
 
Under the bridge....

[via BoingBoing]
 
Saturday, July 8
 
Finally!
 
Friday, July 7
 
Sunday Bloody Sunday

[via BoingBoing]
 
Thursday, July 6
 
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Wednesday, July 5
 
Borat trailer
 
 
 
 
The Beetis
 
 
Two 12 year olds knock into a business woman.

Woman: Don't you say excuse me?
12 year old #1: Shut the fuck up, bitch, 'cause I got my balls in your mouth.
Woman: But... but...
12 year old #2: Aww, bitch, you better shut up, 'cause he's got his balls in your mouth.
 
 
Happy Birthday, America!
 


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