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Tuesday, October 31
 
NEW PATTERN BIG BOY NUTS
[via MeCha]
 
 
Political Cartoon
[Thanks, Malcolm!]
 
 
Shreddin' with Dick
 
Monday, October 30
 
 
Monday, October 23
 
I think I'll skip the special today...

So, I was at the beach over the weekend and looking for a place to eat breakfast. After stopping by a few Waffle Houses with far too many people, I found this place called Folks Cafe. Kind of a coffee/quiche kind of place. Intellectual and all that shit. Anyway, while looking at the menu I happened to look down and see a pair of soiled g-string panties in the floor right in front of the register. Weird.
 
 
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Porn star Mary Carey said Monday she was dropping out of the California governor's race to be with her ailing mother, who has been hospitalized in Florida since jumping off a four-story building last month.
 
Saturday, October 21
 

Obviously, dimebag93 does the best drugs....
 
 
Pat Robertson and Friends Coloring Book
 
Thursday, October 19
 
 
Wednesday, October 18
 
The O'Kaysions
 
 
Room 305
 
 
I can't believe I missed it.
 
 
 
 
....He talked about robbing Chuck E Cheese's and killing his former supervisor. And on the day of the shootings, while playing basketball with friends, Dunlap said he had decided to "go to Chuck E Cheese, kill them all and take the money."
 
 
A MEDICAL SWAB OF CORN ON THE COB...
BURT REYNOLDS WRAP...
VERBAL DYSENTERY FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY...
 
Tuesday, October 17
 
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This is infinitely satisfying.
[via PostSecret]
 
Friday, October 13
 
...as far as detecting things goes...
 
Thursday, October 12
 
Iggy and the Stooges contract-rider

[link goes to page 15, but the whole thing is hilarious... thanks, JJ!]
 
 
NOOOOOOO!!
 
Tuesday, October 10
 
Lick it up.
 
Thursday, October 5
 
 
Wednesday, October 4
 
Hyper-irony via BB.
 
Tuesday, October 3
 
You're it!
 
Sunday, October 1
 
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Look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy...
 
 
...and the winner is...
 
 
 


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