I think I'll skip the special today...So, I was at the beach over the weekend and looking for a place to eat breakfast. After stopping by a few Waffle Houses with far too many people, I found this place called Folks Cafe. Kind of a coffee/quiche kind of place. Intellectual and all that shit. Anyway, while looking at the menu I happened to look down and see a pair of soiled g-string
panties in the floor right in front of the register. Weird.