Bite him! Bite him in his dumb ass! Make him fight to the death... oh wait, he already plays football. Well, I guess not anymore.
Uncle Kracker arrested on sex offense charge in Cary.
Well, what else is there to do in Cary on a Thursday night? Damn!
After That I'll Be Fucking Myself
Chick: Okay, here's your hundred thousand dollars, and there's the mall. And I'll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.
Carrboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Li'l Bit
via Overheard Everywhere