"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
It is OK

Thursday, August 30
 
A good time was had by all.
 
Wednesday, August 29
 
In Mississippi, the president visited what he referred to as "Ground Zero" - the site where the worst of the storm hit - in the shadow of a major highway bridge ripped apart by the hurricane.
 
 
Bon Jovi is no regular cowboy. He rides a horse made of steel. A steel horse. I am not shitting you. And don't think this is some sort of comical clunky robot horse with whimsical hydraulic sound effects and extraneous flashing lights. This thing is exactly like a Thoroughbred, only much larger and made from an incredibly resilient alloy. Bullets can't even penetrate this horse, much less stop it....
 
Tuesday, August 28
 
This "blog" is pretty "funny".

[via blort]
 
Sunday, August 26
 
 
 
 
Friday, August 24
 
Michael Vick Jury
Bite him! Bite him in his dumb ass! Make him fight to the death... oh wait, he already plays football. Well, I guess not anymore.
 
 
 
Tuesday, August 21
 
The Protopipe replacement... all you need now is something to smoke.
 
Friday, August 17
 

R.I.P. Max Roach

 
 
Uncle Kracker arrested on sex offense charge in Cary. Well, what else is there to do in Cary on a Thursday night? Damn!
 
Thursday, August 16
 

[via The Presurfer]
 
Thursday, August 9
 
After That I'll Be Fucking Myself
Chick: Okay, here's your hundred thousand dollars, and there's the mall. And I'll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.


Carrboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Li'l Bit


via Overheard Everywhere
 
Tuesday, August 7
 

Labels:

 
Saturday, August 4
 
IT'S BEEN OVER TWO YEARS BUT I'M BACK!!!! DONT ASK ME WHY I DIDN'T BOTHER UPDATING BECAUSE HERE'S YOUR ANSWER: GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
 
Thursday, August 2
 
 
Wednesday, August 1
 
MEAT
 
 
The Jews don't control the media, that asshole Rupert Murdoch controls the media.

Labels: , , ,

 


   SPIN THE WHEEL

  • everlasting blort
  • Everything is Terrible!
  • tofutti break
  • Slaughterhouse 90210
  • Probably Bad News
  • This is Photobomb
  • Fred Thompson 2012!
  • texts from last night
  • Glee Sucks
  • WTF CNN?
  • The Trendpiece Factory
  • This is Why You're Fat
  • Limited Ed.
  • Beware of the Blog
  • Wonkette
  • Stuff White People Like
  • Natrone Means!
  • Overheard in the Office
  • Look at this fucking hipster
  • The Showboat
  • superglue gumshoe
  • Monkey Fluids
  • Happy Robot
  • The Bugg'ry Kings
  • Unknown Hinson
  • The Cruzarz
  • Modern Drunkard Magazine
  • Yahooka!
  • Marijuana - The First 12,000 Years
  • Joint Rolling Tutorial
  • AIGS
  • Squizzle
  • Latrinalia
  • The Writings on the Stall
  • Shit Sandwich
  • International Institute for the Research of Assholism
  • Raleigh Music Forums
  • Mausoleum Problems
  • Praise Bob!
  • Fuckin' wuppies!
  • Chicken Shit Bingo
  • Asinine Poetry
  • Rockin' with Ryan
  • Cliff Yablonski Hates You
  • White Vans Everywhere

  • ARCHIVES
    Esoteric humor, vapid rambling, the worstest of the web ... and of course, a dead cicada in a jar of rancid pasta sauce.
    January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / June 2006 / July 2006 / August 2006 / September 2006 / October 2006 / November 2006 / December 2006 / January 2007 / February 2007 / March 2007 / April 2007 / May 2007 / June 2007 / July 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / October 2007 / November 2007 / December 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 / May 2008 / June 2008 / July 2008 / August 2008 / September 2008 / October 2008 / November 2008 / December 2008 / January 2009 / February 2009 / March 2009 / April 2009 / May 2009 / June 2009 / July 2009 / August 2009 / September 2009 / October 2009 / November 2009 / December 2009 / January 2010 / February 2010 / March 2010 / April 2010 / May 2010 / June 2010 / July 2010 / August 2010 / September 2010 / October 2010 / November 2010 / December 2010 / March 2011 / April 2011 / May 2011 / June 2011 / July 2011 / August 2011 / September 2011 / October 2011 / November 2011 / January 2012 / February 2012 / March 2012 / April 2012 / May 2012 / June 2013 / October 2014 /





    Get Firefox!




    Powered by Blogger