Wednesday, June 30
Why should brides get to corner the market on the mail-order marryin' business?
This is the best thing that I've seen on Fox News in a while. (NSFW)
It looks like our good friend Jonathan has a blog that I never knew about and he's been kind enough to link us. I'll do the same as soon as I remember how. Thanks, Jonathan.
Finally, we can end the cycle of terror.
Tuesday, June 29
Monday, June 28
Regrettably, I am absent from work today so I will be unable to post because I am not around a computer. I will return tomorrow to continue the charade, though. Hmmm, how in the hell...?
Friday, June 25
A day in the life of The King.
Thursday, June 24
All the news that's shit to print.
Would this qualify as "contempt of court"?
I wonder if they'll make this book into a movie and, if so, will Alec Baldwin play himself?
Raper RVs--"Where fun begins!"
Wednesday, June 23
Livin' on a prayer.
Uhhgg. I hope this is a joke.
Monday, June 21
When they drive drunk in the North, it is truly drunk.
Mmmm, volleyball. (NSFW)
Friday, June 18
This sure is one helluva ugly website to have so many purty womerns on it.
Ah, it's like Christmas in June.
Mr. Potato-who?
Now this is peculiar.
Aromatherapy for the tired ass.
For all you Chapel Hill area folks, there's going to be a Show tonite @ De La Luz---I think we should all attend.
In case you were thinking about trying to register the domain name "www.wings.com", well, I'm afraid that I've got bad news.
Thursday, June 17
Mom, Dad--I've decided that I'm going to college after all. (NSFW)
I really don't know what to say about this.
This page was made with pixiedust.
The Bling Bling Sling.
Katherine cares.
MSN User Groups never looked so good.
Wednesday, June 16
Baby Got Back, Vol. II.
Keep on noodlin'.
RIP, Liberty Jubilee.
Interesting article about Pat Robertson.
Tuesday, June 15
"Unknown Hinson: a living contradiction - he's a moralist, yet his criminal record is epic. He screams about the evils of drugs, but he swears by his "party liquor." He's God's gift to women, but he's been slapped with countless restraining orders. And he's the "King of Country-Western Troubadours," but his rock guitar is unequalled."
One for the road. (NSFW, like almost all the other posts today)
Remember Jocelyn Elders?
Looks like someone left his heart in San Franciso, as well as his pants.
I've never been a big soccer fan but I think I could learn to like it. (NSFW)
Vacuum disASSters! (NSFW or anything else for that matter)
Rasputin's Revenge.
Monday, June 14
Damn, I forgot to shave this morning.
A tale of Topsy.
Friday, June 11
Here's the original script from the new Garfield Movie.
Thursday, June 10
RIP, Ray Charles.
If you're looking to buy a house where you can have lots of gay sex, you might want to give her a call.
Wednesday, June 9
Welcome to Leather Oaks, "Your Hometown Community!"
Remember when Optimus Prime was killed in The Transformers Movie? Well, I'm glad to see that somebody is picking up the pieces.
Ahhh, hippie porn.
The story of Butterball.
Just in case anyone hasn't seen it, it's The Trailer Park Page.
A little rant about a brother and his wife.
A neccesary cookbook when preparing cuisines from "down under".
Tuesday, June 8
For immortality, click here.
At work? Try this.
"And her blood was as sweet as the most expensive maple syrup that money can buy."
Here's proof that you should always check depth before diving.
Hey kids! It's time for Ouchy!
Monday, June 7
You stupid, evil bastard!
Please respect the Beard with Authority.
Welcome to Shaynaland!
I want you to read this ASAP.
Greetings, my fellow Amerkins.
Oh, so there is a manual for this damn thing.
Is it just me, or is Lenny Kravitz one of the great lyricist ever? Here's a prime example of his work. Oh yeah.
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Let's go and see the stars
The milky way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours
Let's fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I got to get away
Feel I got to get away
Oh oh oh yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away X4
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away X4
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Let's go and see the stars
The milky way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours
Let's fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I got to get away
Feel I got to get away
Oh oh oh yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away X4
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away X4
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Friday, June 4
Beware, The Ghost (of Always)
Thursday, June 3
There's no arguing with logic.
"What are you doing, Big Boy?"--Mr. Drew Billardson
"We need a tickler in here, stat!"
Ahhh, The Nude Auto Mall.
Wednesday, June 2
For your approval, I submit The Anguish.
HENtai?
Yesterday, Natalie was asked if there was any "boom boom" at her house over the weekend, but not by me.
SPIN THE WHEEL
