Friday, August 26
Wednesday, August 24
HAHA! Shit the bed! Well, howdy folks, it's the Captain Spaulding Soundboard!
[originally found here, mirrored for posterity]
[originally found here, mirrored for posterity]
Monday, August 22
I think that I smell a bit of cheese.
Saturday, August 20
Monday, August 15
I overheard a lady say this while I was at work the other day:
"I never could blow on a coke bottle too well."
Alrighty, then.
"I never could blow on a coke bottle too well."
Alrighty, then.
Friday, August 12
CAPTAIN SPAULDING FOR PRESIDENT!
I, as I have said many times before, am the epiphany of the American spirit. I am what this country used to be all about, which means if you wanna fuck with me, you best bring all your shit. ‘Cause I don’t care about no Berlin wall, no 38th Parallel, no DMZ, no drawn lines in the goddamn sand. You piss me off, I’m gonna put my boot all up in your ass. I’m runnin’ for President, ‘cause somebody gotta straighten this damn thing out.
SPIN THE WHEEL
