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Thursday, November 24
 
Howdy folks--I just wanna let you know that there's a brand new blog about my new shitty job. Check out halfassedmusicstore.blogspot.com -- Thanks!
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Wednesday, November 23
 
I am:
Kurt Vonnegut
For years, this unique creator of absurd and haunting tales denied that he had anything to do with science fiction.


Which science fiction writer are you?

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Sunday, November 20
 
You suck.
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Saturday, November 19
 
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. [via Monkeyfilter]
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Thursday, November 17
 

Get y'selves a dozen and a PBR, big boys.
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The Fart Box Keychain is the smaller more compact version of some of the popular fart machines on the market today.
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Bush was right. [quicktime]
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Wednesday, November 16
 
Buck Angel [NSFW]
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Tuesday, November 15
 
Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action on Monday against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport. [via Wonkette]
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Monday, November 14
 
The North American Free Beard Agreement [via presurfer]
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Thursday, November 10
 
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Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse
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Monday, November 7
 
ALL APOLOGIES

Upon viewing ITISOK recently, I came to the conclusion that quality has suffered dramatically over the past few months. For this, I do apologize. I hope that you will bear with us while we overhaul and get back on track, doing what we should be doing. Thank you.
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