He'll Marry the First Girl Who Says 'Yes'
Sales chick, holding sales order: How big is this part? Can it go UPS or does it need a skid?
Warehouse guy: Oh, no, that one is real small. It could fit up my nose.
Sales chick: Um... OK, moving on... They asked for this part a week ago, so I'm going to have it ship today instead of with their large order. Thanks!
Warehouse guy, sticking finger up his nose: Are you sure you don't want to see how big it is?
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Overheard in the Office
I called it! (Back in 1996, if you must know.)
Workin' for the Man Every Night and DayHowdy, y'all. Just wanted to drop a note and let you know that I got a new job--it's quasi-cushy and
cubicle-based, so I should be able to post a lot more from now until I get too sick of the processed air and
flourescent lighting (then again, there's also the free food and beverages--including, apparently, beer ... which should be available in a few minutes). I can't tell y'all
where I'm workin' for the Man, because He'd probably fire my ass. Anyhow, stay
tuned for much
ass-
clenching and
general buffoonery....
Of course, who can forget about their 1997 smaller and less well-known debut EP.