Thursday, August 30
Wednesday, August 29
In Mississippi, the president visited what he referred to as "Ground Zero" - the site where the worst of the storm hit - in the shadow of a major highway bridge ripped apart by the hurricane.
Bon Jovi is no regular cowboy. He rides a horse made of steel. A steel horse. I am not shitting you. And don't think this is some sort of comical clunky robot horse with whimsical hydraulic sound effects and extraneous flashing lights. This thing is exactly like a Thoroughbred, only much larger and made from an incredibly resilient alloy. Bullets can't even penetrate this horse, much less stop it....
Tuesday, August 28
Sunday, August 26
Friday, August 24
Bite him! Bite him in his dumb ass! Make him fight to the death... oh wait, he already plays football. Well, I guess not anymore.
Tuesday, August 21
Friday, August 17
Uncle Kracker arrested on sex offense charge in Cary. Well, what else is there to do in Cary on a Thursday night? Damn!
Thursday, August 16
Thursday, August 9
After That I'll Be Fucking Myself
Chick: Okay, here's your hundred thousand dollars, and there's the mall. And I'll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.
Carrboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Li'l Bit
via Overheard Everywhere
Chick: Okay, here's your hundred thousand dollars, and there's the mall. And I'll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.
Carrboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Li'l Bit
via Overheard Everywhere
Tuesday, August 7
Labels: Cripple Fight
Saturday, August 4
IT'S BEEN OVER TWO YEARS BUT I'M BACK!!!! DONT ASK ME WHY I DIDN'T BOTHER UPDATING BECAUSE HERE'S YOUR ANSWER: GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
Thursday, August 2
Wednesday, August 1
The Jews don't control the media, that asshole Rupert Murdoch controls the media.
Labels: Jews, media, Rupert Murdoch, Wall Street Journal
SPIN THE WHEEL
