Thursday, September 30
I guess they stick to 4 beers in Pennsylvania.
Someone snapped this photo of me while I was at work the other day.
I've decided to write a children's book and here are some of the characters.
Big Boy
...and don't forget the Evil Buggery King
Big Boy
...and don't forget the Evil Buggery King
This site describes my job.
Rememeber this?
Wednesday, September 29
Hanky Pankey was my high school principal, once upon a time. Like all high school principals, he was an asshole.
Tuesday, September 28
We should all keep this in mind the next time we have a bad day. Like today.
I really am bored shitless today. I surfed all my usual sites, can't seem to find any good new ones. I sent out a bunch of resumes over the past few weeks. So far, I've only got two real leads---jack and shit. I came to work today and only have to do one thing, and I've done it but I've got about 2 1/2 more hours. Shit shit shit shit shit. How about everybody else? What are you all up to? Post something in the 'comment' section--anything. Give me job advice. Give me good websites to check out. Give me money. Anything!
I guess I can take this time to tell you a little about my weekend. A member of my band, The Puritan Rodeo Show got married. His name is Vern. You can visit Vern's livejournal at www.livejournal.com/~bobtshirt -it's entertaining. Anyway, the wedding was a lot of fun. It's the first wedding that I've been to that served drinks before and during the ceremony. It's nice to see a wedding while you're sipping on a gin and tonic. Needless to say, pretty much everyone there was shitfaced by the time the reception ended. I know I was. I still wasn't ready to hang it up, though, so my girlfriend and I went to a local bar.
It was nice to go to the bar in our nice clothes and piss drunk. I saw this guy that I haven't seen in a while because he moved away a few years ago. This particular guy always reminded me of another friend--same mannerisms, way of speaking, sense of humor--the whole shebang. It took forever to finally introduce to two of them (I thought they would immediately be the best of friends) but when they finally met, they really didn't seem to care for one another very much. Go figure.
Well, my rant has gone on long enough. I guess I've managed to kill five minutes by writing. Perhaps if you kill five minutes reading it, then I guess we've both accomplished something.
I guess I can take this time to tell you a little about my weekend. A member of my band, The Puritan Rodeo Show got married. His name is Vern. You can visit Vern's livejournal at www.livejournal.com/~bobtshirt -it's entertaining. Anyway, the wedding was a lot of fun. It's the first wedding that I've been to that served drinks before and during the ceremony. It's nice to see a wedding while you're sipping on a gin and tonic. Needless to say, pretty much everyone there was shitfaced by the time the reception ended. I know I was. I still wasn't ready to hang it up, though, so my girlfriend and I went to a local bar.
It was nice to go to the bar in our nice clothes and piss drunk. I saw this guy that I haven't seen in a while because he moved away a few years ago. This particular guy always reminded me of another friend--same mannerisms, way of speaking, sense of humor--the whole shebang. It took forever to finally introduce to two of them (I thought they would immediately be the best of friends) but when they finally met, they really didn't seem to care for one another very much. Go figure.
Well, my rant has gone on long enough. I guess I've managed to kill five minutes by writing. Perhaps if you kill five minutes reading it, then I guess we've both accomplished something.
Looks like someone from the Kerry Campaign has been checking us out here at It is OK because I received this post-it note from them the other day.
Monday, September 27
If you're as bored as I am right now, you'll actually find this entertaining.
I've met this guy on several occasions. Small world.
Amen.
I know the feeling.
Friday, September 24
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I just got a request to deliver a TV to a classroom. Shit.
Another eligible bachelor.
Thursday, September 23
What a shithead.(credit: Tomfool)
Big Announcement!!! You can purchase some fine art this weekend as well as hear some good music at The Carrboro Music Festival in, where else, downtown Carrboro. Here are some examples of some of the fine works that will be available in front of The Music Explorium.
Who?
Now here is a very specific voting demographic.
I've got a new friend.
This guy keeps an eye out for action.
Guess who I'm going to see tonight.
Wednesday, September 22
Candy for Dirty Minds. (NSFW?)
Are you ready for a new point of Vu?
D'oh!
The future is now.
Tuesday, September 21
I wonder how good this guy is at his job.
Here's a quick view of highlights from the Olympics for anyone that was too busy to watch.
I've missed work before for the same reason.
Saturday, September 18
Strokes (NSFW)
Friday, September 17
A Slice of Life:
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing. After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst. "Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied, "but I was just checking to see if he was still alive."
During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing. After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst. "Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied, "but I was just checking to see if he was still alive."
This sounds eerily familiar.
After 8 long months of having an empty apartment beside mine, I finally got new neighbors this week.
Feel.
This place works whether you're hungry or horny.
Have you seen her?
Damn!
Thursday, September 16
This guy, this is the guy.
This could be helpful for anyone interested in quitting smoking. (Graphic and possibly NSFW)
Maybe I can become a professional juror.
Just for kicks.
Check out the name, hometown and number of this guy.
Wednesday, September 15
An excellent question.
I'm not so sure "snappy" is the right word for this.
This reminds me of Carrboro's own Officer Bob for some reason.
My new work list.
The Electras.
Tuesday, September 14
QOTD: "...the computer is much more volatile..."
I'm putting everything on black.
For those who may have missed it. (Thanks to Big Boy)
The origins of spam. Go RTP!
Monday, September 13
There used to be a guy named Rusty that worked here. By the time he left, he was much like the dog.
I hear that the waiting list at this place is ridiculous.
"It is all just jumbo mumbo if you asked me."
Another 12 Step Program.
Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing this event during the Olympics.
I learn something new everyday. (not in the least bit SFW)
The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics (that they would like to take back):
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Friday, September 10
... and those same three people might also find this funny:
"I am now able to manage my websites,booking and contracts, and most notably press releases with 1/10th the effort." ~ Drew Willardson: Management
"I am now able to manage my websites,booking and contracts, and most notably press releases with 1/10th the effort." ~ Drew Willardson: Management
Make yourself a cartoon! (courtesy of Suede T. Jazz)
There are about 3 people out there who are going to find this funny:
Having done photography for over 100 National touring jam-band artists as well as numerous festivals, parties, and weddings Gabe Nelson has garnered quite a reputation. "He is known for his unique ability to capture the essence of the moment while clearly revealing lighting and mood. "--- Drew Willardson, renowned/ established Photography and Music Critic.
What the hell does "clearly revealing lighting and mood" mean?
Having done photography for over 100 National touring jam-band artists as well as numerous festivals, parties, and weddings Gabe Nelson has garnered quite a reputation. "He is known for his unique ability to capture the essence of the moment while clearly revealing lighting and mood. "--- Drew Willardson, renowned/ established Photography and Music Critic.
What the hell does "clearly revealing lighting and mood" mean?
Here is your chance to get into the record books!
Thursday, September 9
I ran into Natalie today in front of the Old Well. I guess she hasn't recoverd from her Going Away Party yet.
Now STAND!
This cracks me up. (Check out the third picture and look out the window)
These cheerleading uniforms could give your school a much needed injection of pride. (NSFW?)
$15 a night gets you "condoms, lube and snacks".
Wednesday, September 8
This reminded me of one of my old roommates.
Tuesday, September 7
My apologies to Natalie because this was supposed to be "Natalie Photoshop Week" in remembrence of her leaving us. Hopefully, it will begin tomorrow.
Who knew that there was a manual?
Ahhhh, Western Pennsylvania.
They were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which “undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon”.
Anyone remember the youngest daughter from the show Family Matters?
Who knew going AWOL could be so expensive?
SLOW-CHILDREN AT PLAY.
Another example of ironic names.
This is how Spiderman got started.
Friday, September 3
QOTD (referring to Natalie): "Every now and then, you run into a home-schooler who is the princess and queen of it all."
Lost in the music.
I love this picture.
DTH Photos/Justin Smith
Patrick Ballantine, the Republican candidate for N.C. governor, catches a cab ride in New York on Wednesday morning after eating breakfast with the North Carolina delegation to the Republican National Convention. Ballantine, who will challenge Gov. Mike Easley in November, visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Madison Square Garden, site of the convention.
DTH Photos/Justin Smith
Patrick Ballantine, the Republican candidate for N.C. governor, catches a cab ride in New York on Wednesday morning after eating breakfast with the North Carolina delegation to the Republican National Convention. Ballantine, who will challenge Gov. Mike Easley in November, visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Madison Square Garden, site of the convention.
Tales from Mal-Wart.
Thursday, September 2
What's everybody doin'?
Wednesday, September 1
Robert Tilton outtakes.
Anybody have any suggestions?
This is doing it right.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
I'm sure it will be a beautiful wedding.
It's for everybody!
Watch this at your own risk but, please, don't do it at work.
What's that smell?
SPIN THE WHEEL
