Sunday, June 18
Consider It an Investment, Just Like a Lottery Ticket
via Overheard in New York
Drunk guy: It doesn't mean anything! It's just green paper! It doesn't mean anything!
Woman #1: Then why don't you throw it out?
Drunk guy: Fine! [Throws bill onto subway tracks] If it means so much to you, why don't you go get it?
Woman #1: Yo, that was five-dollar bill!
Woman #2: For reals?
Train comes and passes.
Drunk guy: Hey, it's gone. ..Where's my money?
--Franklin St station
via Overheard in New York
SPIN THE WHEEL
