Things have really gone to shit since
Officer Bob left town:
A 2001 Mazda Millenia was reported stolen Tuesday from a parking lot on the 100 block of North Greensboro Street. According to a police report, the owner of the car went into the Carrboro Cybrary, and put down her keys. She noticed the keys missing and then ran outside and saw that her car was gone. The cybrary shares a parking lot with the Carrboro Police Department. (from the Police Blotter)