[Thanks to Cameron for the YouTube search terms "Fight Club" and "Muppets" ... Further warning: this requires eight minutes and "the yearning for enlightenment."]
¶ 12:20 AM
That's funny,'cuz I jut downloaded a bunch of Muppet Show episodes and I want to fight! Maybe I'm just drunk. Shouldn't have had so many vodka shots with my boss at lunch today, but we were celebrating my first paycheck!